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Author: djwpocho Read full post here. DJ Khaled - I'm from the Ghetto (Instrumental)
[DJ Khaled] We the best I represent the hood I represent the ghetto I represent the people I represent you LISTEN!!! [Dre] All the money in the world couldn't change me No diamond rings or them fancy cars Cause my niggas in the hood wouldn't let me All of this because..... (I'm from the ghetto) I'm from the ghetto (I'm from the pojects) I'm from the projects All over the world and every hood they know I'm from the ghetto and thats fo sho' (I'm from the ghetto) I'm from the ghetto (I'm from the projects) I'm from the projects All over the world and every hood they know I'm from the ghetto and thats fo sho' [The Game] Ayo Cali Walk with me Yeah thats what got me here The chucks the khaki suits All the swap me gears The six dollar socks the five dollar rocks Uncle Greg rest in peace he taught me how to chop Thats why I love the hood and everything we got From the ice cream trucks to the forty ounce tops All white Air Force Ones to fake Jacob watch A few reasons why I drive the Bentley hard top Use it in my songs cause I live it on the block Tattoo it on my face let the whole world watch I'm that type of nigga y'all made my city bigger dawg Turn the TV off got tired of watchin Jigga boss So we told our mom's we was lookin for jobs When we was really in the record store lookin for Nas Project of the ghetto, Ghetto and the project From compton to being Dre's number one prospect so..... [Dre] All the money in the world couldn't change me No diamond rings or them fancy cars Cause my niggas in the hood wouldn't let me All of this because..... (I'm from the ghetto) I'm from the ghetto (I'm from the pojects) I'm from the projects All over the world and every hood they know I'm from the ghetto and thats fo sho' (I'm from the ghetto) I'm from the ghetto (I'm from the projects) I'm from the projects All over the world and every hood they know I'm from the ghetto and thats fo sho' [Jadakiss] AAHHAA!!! Yeah ugh They know Yeah ugh Aint no help there just food stamps WIC checks and welfare Every man gone for self there Still might need to borrow your medicaid card for health care Yeah if you never got knocked then you made it Everybody know each other if not they related You can get shot or get bladed Theres dudes that got jobs now that had blocks in the eighties Six months five years for you just to cop out Ninth or tenth grade is usually when niggas drop out Fights break out when you wired and start joking A lot of OG's retire and start smokin House party games of spade sweet kool-aid Loud music all night till the boys in blue raid So therefore I could never be too paid I know where I'm going and where I'm from will get you laid [Dre] All the money in the world couldn't change me No diamond rings or them fancy cars Cause my niggas in the hood woulda let me Holler this because..... (I'm from the ghetto) I'm from the ghetto (I'm from the pojects) I'm from the projects All over the world and every hood they know I'm from the ghetto and thats fo sho' (I'm from the ghetto) I'm from the ghetto (I'm from the projects) I'm from the projects All over the world and every hood they know I'm from the ghetto and thats fo sho' [Trick Daddy] Haha Tell me this how come Black folks get a little doe And forget where they come from Man we used to have good times But since you moved on up you ain't cool with us We still support you tho we dont see you much You ain't the first fool its cool with us But why you living out your idols dreams Remember how for you came and help you keep those thangs Now its cool that your address changed But I'm tryna holla at my dog and the number ain't the same I guess new homies came with his fame But see true homies will stay the same Through all the up's and down's in your career A couple wives few kids scattered here And when you dead or broke without a deal All the groupies cleared... The ghetto still be here [Dre] All the money in the world couldn't change me No diamond rings or them fancy cars Cause my niggas in the hood woulda let me Holler this because..... (I'm from the ghetto) I'm from the ghetto (I'm from the pojects) I'm from the projects All over the world and every hood they know I'm from the ghetto and thats fo sho' (I'm from the ghetto) I'm from the ghetto (I'm from the projects) I'm from the projects All over the world and every hood they know I'm from the ghetto and thats fo sho' [DJ Khaled] DJ KHALED! DAT NIGGA GAME, TRICK DADDY, JADAKISS! WE DA BEST! WE REPRESENT THE GHETTO, THE PROJECTS! Cool and Dre on the track WE THE BEST!
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Author: consumerchoices Read full post here. In A Skaters Shoes- Ch. 1!
(*In U.S. Airways Center skating/ Bball arena*) Dianna- Come on Rach! Pull in tighter! Rachael- I AM!! DIANNA I HAV DONE THIS SAME MOVE LIKE A MILLION TIMES!!! I THINK I GOT IT!!! Kristi- (*Sneeks up by Dianna*) She doing it perfectly. Dianna- Well you're the expert. Rachael! You can stop! Rachael- THANK U!!! oh- my- goddd! Kristi Yamaguchi!(famous skater) Kristi- Yep! And my lead girl, Rachael! Rachael- Yes. but i mean u! Dianna- I thought u were more excited to be meeting those brothers? Whats they're name again? Jon...... I give up! Kristi And Rachael-(*at the same time- only Rach said it with way more enthusiasm*)Jonas! Kristi- Those boys are so nice! Rachael- (*whispers*) and gorgeous. Dianna- What? Rachael- U Dianna- Me? Rachael- Me? Dianna- STOP DOING THAT!!! Rachael- (*giggling*) hehe! sorry. (With the Boys) Joe- This is gonna be the coolest concert ever! Kevin- I no! Ice-Skaters in front of us! Nick- And the coolest part is all the money goes to chairity! All- YEAH! Joe- I wonder if Kristi's gonna be skating by herself? Nick- No. She's gonna have 3 other skaters wit her. Kevin- And their all our age!! Nick- Your almost as obsessed with girls as u r with Starbucks! Kevin- Speaking of good stuff, 2 miles and theres a drive-thru!! Joe- PHYSO-FREAK!! Nick- SERIOUSLY!! Kevin- MEANIES! Mrs.Jonas- Hey boys!! We'll be in Phoenix in like an hour! Joe- Yay! HEAT! I hated how cold Canada got! Nick- Now you're the physco-freak! Kevin- Matt, can u get off at this exit? theres a starbucks down the road. Matt- Sure, Kev! Kevin- Thanks! Nick- I take that back Joe, Kev is once again the physco freak. Kevin- HEY! Joe- HAHAHAHAHA! Mrs.Jonas- Boys, be nice! All- Yes mommie! Matt- Ok were here! Kevin- Starbucks here I come! (1 Hour l8er) Joe- WOW! YOU'RE ????- Shaq? I no Joe- WOW DUDE YOUR A LEGEND! Shaq- Well u guys kinda r 2! My daughter love u boys! especially Nick. Nick-(blushing) so y r u in AZ? Shaq- Oh I play for the Suns now. Joe- Isn't that the team that can't win a championship? Shaq- Well they would if the Spurs would stop playing DIRTY! Nick- OK Joe, we really need to keep up with sports! Joe- Seriously!(Changing the sub.) So is your daughter coming to the concert? Shaq- Yep! and she wont be quiet about it! Everyday she talks about it! (Boys r embarassed) Shaq- Well i gotta go. Mike D'antoni's leaving the team. Switched with New York. Bye! All- Bye!! Joe- whoa. we just met shaq! Nick- Yeah! Kevin u didnt ask him anything! R u ok? Kevin- Im still in awe! He was standing right there! Joe- He's fine. (With Rachael) Rachael- Lainie, what should I wear tonight? Lainie- Oh yeah! tonights the dinner with Kristi and....... OMJ CAN I COME!?!?! Rachael- Of course! But dont say "EEEEEEEEEEPPPPP" when Kevin, Nick, or Joe, mostly Kevin, say hi! Lainie- OK!! Can I borrow some clothes? Rachael- Sure! (While the girls r picking out clothes the boys r watching Kristi practice) Joe- HOLY COW!! Nick- YEAH WOW!!! Kevin- OH MY- he was cut off by a loud "OOOOOWWWW" Kristi had fallen down after attempting the most dangerous of all jumps- the triple axel. Trainer- KRISTI!! *Haha! Hope u like it! I'll post chapter 2 tommorow! Comment, Rate, And Subscribe! I no its boring now, but just u wait!! Drama, Couple, Falls and Fights!!!*
Author: RaeRaeAndJoeJonas Read full post here. A Nelena Story Episode 32 S3 Plane Ride
*With Demi and Selena* Selena:Demi r u done getting ready???we have to be there in 10 minutes!!! Demi:almost*comes down*ok lets go*at the airport* Jennette:r we gonna go yet??? Miranda:u've only been waiting for 5 minutes *everyone laughs quietly* Zac:I'm guessing she's not wat u call Zanessa:pateint Mitchel:ya think??? Miranda:Well,if u known her ever since kindergarden u'll get used to it Jennette:thanks Everyone:ur welcome Jennette:harsh much??? Emily:anyways, wat time is in??? Cody:*looks at his watch*2:56 Miley:*looks at his watch*almost there Em Demi:I want a frapaccino Joe:me too Demi:lets get one*they get a frapaccino* Zac:Nick,Sel why r u too so quiet??? Selena:*thinking about the time when they met*huh??? Nick:*thinking about the time they were trapped in a closet*wat did u say??? Zac:why do I even try??? Vanessa:u guys have been starring at eachother non-stop Nelena:*gives them a glare* Demi:*comes back with a frappicino and Joe*wat'd I miss??? Mitchel:Sel and Nick Joe:wat about them??? Anouncer:Plane 345 is boarding Miranda:thats us Jennette:thats us Miranda:I said that*on the plane* Selena:*still starring at Nick* Nick:*still starring at Selena* Joe:wats wrong with them??? Demi:I have no idea Miranda:plz thell me they wont be doing that for the rest of the Summer Jennette:they're kinda creeping me out Selena:*still starring and thinking about when they were on they're date on the "Titanic"*not really the Titanic the boat didnt sink* Nick:*still starring thinking about they're first date at the beach* Miley:*turns around*Nick??? Cody:*turns around*Sel??? Zac:wats wrong with them??? Vanessa:I have no idea Emily:no one does Mitchel:they stare at eachother no-stop Everyone:*sarcastically*no??? Mitchel:*sarcastic*yea *they laugh* Selena:*comes back to Earth*wat??? Nick:*comes back too*huh??? Everyone:finally Demi:were almost there Selena:Hawaii??? Joe:yup Nick:Honalulu??? Cody:the hotel Joe:were all gonna share a hotelroom Nick:how many ppl is that Demi:well, 4...5...6...ummm...i donno Selena:well there's me Demi:Nick Selena:Joe Demi:Zac Selena:Vanessa Demi:Jen Selena:Miranda Demi:me Selena:Mitchel Demi:Emily Selena:so about ummm.... Joe:ten Nick:u counted??? Joe:dont worry we'll share a duble suite Jennette:we need it Miranda:big time Cody:who's gonna pay??? Miley:I will. My mom doesnt really care.She's got alot of money Selena:that would explain the clothes Jennette:by the way can I borrow those shoes??? Miley:why not??? Mitchel:wats with girls and clothes??? Selena:cuz we like clothes Demi:duh. Miranda:Sel, I have to have that top!!! Selena:u can borrow it but not have it Emily:Miranda.Those earrings??? Miranda:of course Nick:this is pure torture Cody:tell me about it Vanessa:Jen, those heels rocks!!! Zac:o gosh *after the plane ride at the Hunolulu Hotel* Joe:reservations for 10??? Casher:how long??? Joe:the whole Summer Casher:the whoe Summer??? Joe:fine.3 months Casher:thats more like it.*swipe the card and gives them 2 keys*Have a nice time *at the suite* WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN HAWAII??? WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT??? FIND OUT IN........... A Nelena Story Episode 33 Season 3
Author: littlesis818 Read full post here. Flo Rida - Gotta Eat (Instrumental)
Damnit I'm proud to buy my own bag of weed Found me a hole that'll help plant my seed I got bail money they fuck with me (Cause in my hood err nigga gotta eat)5x I know where I come from Niggas gotta grub Penny bitchin for paper till you poppin big bucks Give it up load it cock it ain't no telling with them thugs Dealers straight out da projects only felon that'll bust Some shit you don't discuss Snitches they get them slugs Damnit I'm proud to buy my own bag to fill my dutch Planted my own seed 9 months without bud Granted I got the fee but we don't pump the same blood You need that new Mercades Hummer the color gravy How the hell you gonna pay me I made a deal to 380 Tell me I'm acting shady I try to ignore the lazy Say my grace on the daily If not arrest me I'm ready (Chorus) Gotta have that dinner platter meals on deck Cash coming that currency to earn that respect Money machines measuring making sure you collect Rolling that dice game you better be stoppin bets Keep it moving like chess Look for ya new address Proof of ghetto success That bently coupe is correct Hope the fay of the fruits of ya label mama impress Don't know whoever knew you supported you through the stress That drama on the block All them run-ins with cops Couldn't afford shoes was happy 2 pair of socks Steady paying ya dues that landed you in the box Other niggas confused you asked them to borrow gwap. (chrous) Grind erryday big breaks on they grain Preferly marinate a million strong keep the change Chedda that generate we gotta tote it wit a crain Hustlas for that bank be aware that we untaimed Duckets we deranged Muscle that they obtain Militia off in that hood come get you that's point blank Hit you it's all good Hit dis before a game Women tell us hes never survivin that chedar lane You see we want it all Yea we breakin the law Buy it Sell it Cook it that's *on errthang* if it's raw Anyway you put it tell the folks we breakin the law Sing it so I took it and if you tell a nigga that's all (chorus)
Author: 15said Read full post here. Finding a Test Photographer
When starting out a career as a model- a portfolio is a necessary marketing tool. If you have already sent your digital photos to the agents you wish to pursue and you have yet to receive any responses- finding a quality test photographer is your next step. Now this information is just as useful for those who already have representation because building a portfolio book will be your primary goal throughout your career.I personally continue to update my portfolio. This keeps your photos current and any existing clients or agents you have- interested. My first suggestion in finding a quality test photographer would be to call a reputable agency and ask for a referral. Most agencies have a list of photographers they suggest to the models they represent. If you are already attending castings, look at the other books of the models. If you see some photos you like, ask them what test photographers they have used and who they recommend. In any case, a referral can go a long way in choosing the right one. The Internet can be a good source but proceed with caution! There are a lot of weird people out there and besides the safety issue there is a quality issue as well. You still need to make sure the photographer you have chosen will produce the kind of photos that will get you work. To help insure this I strongly suggest you meet with a handful of photographers before choosing one. Set up a time to interview them. After all- they are providing you a service and it is your right to meet with them first. Ask every photographer to not only show you their book but to show their latest test session with another model. Review all of the photos for lighting and background variations and to see how many great shots that model got. If you only see a couple you like- your experience is bound to be the same. The average cost of a testing session ranges from $400 to $650- depending on how many different looks are shot. The average is four clothing changes. These prices usually do not include a hair and make-up artist- that is about $100 additional. Guys can save the money by bringing a compact of face powder that matches your skin tone to eliminate any shine on set. Girls should go ahead and make the additional investment because make-up for photography is far different than your everyday application. Doing your own make-up could make the quality of your photos suffer in the long run. When deciding on your clothing for a test shoot you will want to detail the different looks you are trying to achieve. For example, if you are pursuing commercial print modeling you will need commercial print photos for your book and a photographer who generally shoots this style of photos. The same goes for fashion. You can hire a clothing stylist that will bring an assortment of coordinating outfits to the shoot for you for about $150. Everyone can save money by doing this on his or her own. Look for examples in magazines and catalogues, borrow clothes from stylish friends and add them to your own then go to the mall and get ideas from the different stores. If you still don't feel you have enough, then buy a couple of things at the discount outlets. Leave the tags on them! The ones you did not use at the shoot can be returned. At least this way if you spend $100 on a handful of new items- you get to keep them. You should know that on occasion you could find a photographer to do a free test. This is how a photographer builds their book. They look for models to shoot with them in exchange for free photos. You can ask your agency if they know of any of these opportunities. You can also contact a stock photographer. A stock photographer catalogues all kinds of shots to sell to various companies that do not want to invest in their own shoot to produce advertising. In this case you make some extra money and build a book at the same time. In any case, be aware of any photographer that charges more than the average cost detailed earlier. There are a lot of scams out there and they are rampant among test photographers, so do your homework and be a good consumer.
Author: ExploreModeling Read full post here. Mobb Deep - In Love with the Moula (Instrumental)
[Havoc] Yea I want you baby, I'm glad you here I'ma take good care of you, I'm gonna put you right there I ain't letting' you go this time, nah you gonna stay right here I'ma call you money baby, money [Verse - Havoc] It started bout 7 when I realized ya worth Sold drugs to put you all alone with this purse Took a backseat, cause family came first Holes in my sneakers and shirt I turned 13, now lil' niggaz sellin' coke 50 4 1l's yea I copped 'em for them hoes But you left without warning, I guess it was a lesson I had you but you showed me no affection Got withdrawals, took you to the malls The more I got of you, the more I got spoiled Now my toes curl, lets have a baby boy or girl Had you in Switzerland, half across the world Grew up an investment and you can't be doubled Came back around when I bubbled Now I'm in trouble, took the wrong turn Let my homie borrow you, now he wont pick up his phone Where you goin' baby where you goin' Talk about money this is money baby where you goin' I can hold you baby I can hold you let me hold you [Chorus - Prodigy - 2X] The thing about you is you make me smile You build me up when I go down, you give me strength, you give me power May no one come between this thing of ours [Verse - Prodigy] You give me sex, you give me gifts You give me head from every baddest bitch You make me happy you make me sick Cause baby you my drug and I need my fix If I ain't have you how would I live To get you I'd risk that time in prison To get you I'd take risks that'd mean death I'ma love you until the end Its all about you my precious, I'd never ignore you for a bitch again I'd put that on my honest, Got these other nigga jealous cause you all over me In public, you be all inside my jeans Took me all over the planet, places like Europe Taught me new tricks at them banks out in ??? These niggaz, back in the hood Could never have you like how I do [Chorus - Prodigy - 2X] The thing about you is you make me smile You build me up when I go down, you give me strength, you give me power May no one come between this thing of ours I need you, I need you in my life stay right here with us Ain't nothin' over there for you stay right here with us you in good hands right here
Author: 15said Read full post here. A Jemi Love Story Episode 7
-Story Here-FOUR COMMENT! -At The Movie- Selena and Nick:I am scared!! Nick hold me!!!!!! Nick:I'll hold both of your hands!! Selena:Great!! Demi:Oh snap! I'm scared, kevin hold my hand!! Joe:What about me? Kevin:Hold your own hands! -After the movie- Selena:I am never watching a scary movie again!! Demi:Yeah!! Well, I better get goin! Joe:Wait!-Grabs her hand-Why don't we all eat out? My treat! Demi:No thanks, I mean sure i'll go but I'll pay for my food. Joe:Sure? Demi:-Screams-Yes! Joe:No need to yell at me! Kevin:What restaurant? Selena:Au buffet, a french restaurant! Nick:Awesome! -At Au Buffet- CG(Cash Register) Hello, may I help you? Joe:Yeah!! I want to order..?? -Everybody had their orders- Cg:$189.00.. Miley:Isn't that expensive? Joe:I got cash! -Demi's turn- CG:$50.00 Demi:Shoot!! Sel, let me talk to you for a while! -They go to a corner- Demi:I got $30.00 only, can I borrow $20.00, I'll pay you back! Sel:Sure, no problem!-Hands her the money- Demi:Thanks! I owe yu one! -Demi gives the money to Cg- Cg:You don't need to pay! This young man payed for it! Demi:I can't take that! Cg:I'm sorry! But I can't take off oney that has been put in! The cash register will be messed up! Demi:Well okay!-Faces Joe-Here Joe, have it! YOu payed for my dinner and now I'm paying you! Joe:It's okay! Demi:Ugh! Whatever!! -At Dinner- Miley:This is so awesome!! Demi:Yeah, I love it!! How come you never told us about this restaurant, Lena? Sel:-Shrugs- -After Dinner- Miley:This is like the second time we've had to eat together as a group..We better get going, we still have homeworks! Demi:Right! -They all go home- A/N Somebody is watching over them!! Chelsea:Ugh, I can't believe they are still hanging out! I want you to kidnap her! ???-Isn't that a little overboard? Chelsea:No it isn't! And i'm paying a lot of money to do this! ???-Fine!-Goes after Demi- A/N-They all went in different directions! -With Demi- Demi:-Talking to herself-Why did I have to get mad at Joe! -Demi hears a noise- Demi:Who's there? -No answer- -Demi turns around and sees nobody, from behind soebody puts a sack over her head- Demi:Let go of me! Why are you doing this? ??-Because I was paid to, now sit still! I'm going to tie your hand! Demi:Who paid you to? ???-Shut up! Demi:No, not until you tell me! ???-If you want to live, shut up! I got a gun with me! -With the Jonas Brothers- Joe:I'm going to call Demi! -Calls Demi's home phone- Mrs.Lovato:Hello? Joe:Mrs.Lovato? Mrs.Lovato:Joe? I miss you, how's it going? Joe:Good, is Demi there? Mrs.Lovato:NO! She told me you were with her! She just called me, but it sounded like she was forced to say that! Joe:She's not with us! Mrs Lovato:Oh no, something bad has happened to her! Dang, who is the person? Sorry if it's short! Comment, rate and subcribe!
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Author: Catcher219625 Read full post here. burning up for you-a jobromance chapter 13
kevin: who was it maddie: ohh just zoey needed my opinion on shoes kevin: okayy sierra: ohhh yah maddie can i borrow some money ill payy u bakk maddie: umm i only hav a credit card sierra: well hand it over maddie: *kinda confused* well u cant just take ppl's credit cards sierra: just give it to me maddie: u dont no my number kevin: maddie its k shell pay u bakk maddie: well i also have 2 go shopping kevin: well sierra u can use mine maddie: *kinda mad since kevin never let ne one use his credit card* i g2g kevin: k sierra: watever maddie: thnx for saying bye kev*leaves* kevin: wait, maddie sierra: for get her kevin: i cant *with joe and heather* joe: im hungry heather: yah same*her stomach grumbles* sydney: noo way joe i didnt no u were here heather: *mumbles* of course u didnt sydney: soo joe wat do u think of this outfit u were to ur next concert*shows it to him* joe: woah!!!! tht is soo cool sydney: yah i no rite heather: wait joe i thought tht i was the outfit chooser joe: mhm yah suree watevs heather: ughh im at panda express sydney: same joe: okayy il wait here heather: soo sydney how long have u known joe sydney: a long time heather: thts kool *they eat their food and they r now done* joe: ahhhh im full sydney: yah same joe: im tired sydney: same u wanna go home joe: yah ill tell kev to drive ushome sydney: *turns to heather* umm so wat r u doing after this u and joe heather: actually we were....*gets interupted* joe: umm nothing heather: *gives him the look* joe: wat we arent ------------------------------ chapter 14 up soon
Author: rijahearts23 Read full post here. What YOU need to KNOW!!!!!
all you should know for the presidential election in 10 mins - the truth. It's the Chance to stop our corrupt Government and to restore the Republic and our Rights! John McCain will bomb Iran, Hillary Clinton is ready for the next War too, Barack Obama did not vote against the it. Watch this Movie to understand how important Peace is. The USA could get bankrupt these days. We have to borrow Money from China! Watch McCain vs Miss Teen to ged a Clue ;) Judical Watch announced the "Top Ten Corrupt Politicains in 2007": 1) Hillary Clinton - corrupt! 6) Mike Huckabee - corrupt! 8) Barack Obama - corrupt! (google it, it's right) PLEASE RATE & FAVORITE - SAVE THE USA! download and share: http://www.mediafire.com/?bly6cn3mfn3 All these CFR Members won't do what's best for the USA. Hillary, Obama, Huckabee, McCain = War. Have you seen Just Words, Just Not Obamas Part 1 & 2 Hehehe :P this video is not related to the official ron paul campaign. it's a personal view of the state of the union. Official Ron Paul Website http://www.RonPaul2008.com He voted against regulating the Internet. He has never voted to raise taxes. He has never voted for an unbalanced budget. He has never voted to raise congressional pay. He has never taken a government-paid junket. He has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch. He voted against the Patriot Act. He voted against the Iraq war. THE ONLY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE, NOT SPECIAL INTERESTS! No amnesty for illegals, lower taxes for everyone, no Iraq war, foreign policy the way our founding fathers wanted, and a 20 YEAR CONGRESSIONAL TRACK RECORD to PROVE that he actually votes the way he believes! A doctor, a former service member in the military, and married for over 50 years. This man is the real deal! Wake Up! The North American Union Is Coming! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wCdUL... Documentary: Why We Fight http://video.google.de/videoplay?doci... SOS! DICTATORSHIP IS ALSO COMING (REALLY)! watch Videos from her: http://youtube.com/watch?v=RjALf12PAWc Is AIPAC the Reason for the Iran War? http://video.google.de/videoplay?doci... Spending Plan in 2009: $3.1 Trillion! http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080204/p... Full Veteran Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwwMF6... keywords: the anti terror campaign, the state of the union, the war on iran, the borrowed money from china & saudi-arabia & mexico, the foreign policy, the healtcare, the jobs, the education, the next generation, the future, the restore of our rights, the free speech, exposed, the impeachment... www.impeachbush.org THE R[ƎVO˩]UTION WILL BE LIVE
Author: NEOCONIDIOTS Read full post here. Re: Era of the Sun Auditions ~OPEN~
Heyo! Ok, I made this THIS morning, and I was really hyper because I had to run around the town (don't ask, has something to do with me not being able to find my key). So, I came back and I was really hyper and I also just came back from vacation and then I was SUPER hyper XD Moving on! I auditioned for OMFG's Era of the Sun fanime based off of Sailor Moon (w00t!) I went out for the roles of: Shizuka Karen (I think I did OK, I mean, I don't think I did FANTASTIC, but you know, certainly better than I thought I would do). Namida Ichijo (Used my Rina voice -somewhat-, and I don't think that went over too well...you know, all the time I was doing her lines, I kept thinking to myself how much I wanted to sing at that moment XD) Migoto Yuuki (Who doesn't love playing the snobby little rich girl, right? lol. I had a lot of fun being her XD Although, I kinda grimaced at the fact that I know a girl who is like her and we DOOOOONNNN'TTT like eachother....xP) Queen Kisaki (I am so proud of myself on this! I think I really did a great job on her! I always love playing the villan in animes/fanimes! But I'm so confident in my Queen!) I think I did pretty well...for the most part ^^ I hope OMFGProductions likes it, and I hope you all did as well! ^^ PS - This audition made me realize something: I WANT TO THROW MY MIC OUT THE WINDOW! XD I'll be getting a new one once I get enough money...or I could borrow cinderooo's mic XD
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If you think that you can't do YTB, then you must have take a look at what Juliet is going to tell you. She was sleeping in her car with her 2 children 4 years ago when knew about YTB. She said if 10% of what they say is true I'll be succesfull in this business and she borrow the money to start right away.SO, what are waiting for? If you need something else in your life then you need to do something else and YTB is more than something else. Go ahead! See you at the Top! www.theoptimalservices.com wwww.travelacrosstheuniverse.com
Author: freedomandtravel4all Read full post here. my collection of wtfbooms
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Author: djwpocho Read full post here. THIS VIDEO WILL BE FLAGGED BEACUSE ITS STUPID
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Author: djwpocho Read full post here. tf2 pyro (i am on fire song)(Tribute to Pyro)
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Author: djwpocho Read full post here. Eminem - Guilty Conscience [Lyrics]
Letra: [ANNOUNCER] MEET EDDIE, TWENTY-THREE YEARS OLD. FED UP WITH LIFE AND THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING, HE DECIDES TO ROB A LIQUOR STORE. ("I CAN´T TAKE THIS NO MORE, I CAN´T TAKE IT NO MORE HOMES") BUT ON HIS WAY IN, HE HAS A SUDDEN CHANGE OF HEART. AND SUDDENLY, HIS CONSCIENCE COMES INTO PLAY ("SHIT IS MINE, I GOTTA DO THIS.. GOTTA DO THIS") [DR. DRE] ALRIGHT, STOP! (HUH?) NOW BEFORE YOU WALK IN THE DOOR OF THIS LIQUOR STORE AND TRY TO GET MONEY OUT THE DRAWER YOU BETTER THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCE (BUT WHO ARE YOU?) I´M YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN CONSCIENCE [EMINEM] THAT´S NONSENSE! GO IN AND GAFFLE THE MONEY AND RUN TO ONE OF YOUR AUNT´S CRIBS AND BORROW A DAMN DRESS, AND ONE OF HER BLONDE WIGS TELL HER YOU NEED A PLACE TO STAY YOU´LL BE SAFE FOR DAYS IF YOU SHAVE YOUR LEGS WITH AN AGED RAZOR BLADE [DR. DRE] YEAH BUT IF IT ALL GOES THROUGH LIKE IT´S SUPPOSED TO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD KNOWS YOU AND THEY´LL EXPOSE YOU THINK ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU WALK IN THE DOOR FIRST LOOK AT THE STORE CLERK, SHE´S OLDER THAN GEORGE BURNS [EMINEM] FUCK THAT! DO THAT SHIT! SHOOT THAT BITCH! CAN YOU AFFORD TO BLOW THIS SHIT? ARE YOU THAT RICH? WHY YOU GIVE A FUCK IF SHE DIES? ARE YOU THAT BITCH? DO YOU REALLY THINK SHE GIVES A FUCK IF YOU HAVE KIDS? [DR. DRE] MAN, DON´T DO IT, IT´S NOT WORTH IT TO RISK IT! (YOU´RE RIGHT!) NOT OVER THIS SHIT (STOP!) DROP THE BISCUIT (I WILL!) DON´T EVEN LISTEN TO SLIM YO, HE´S BAD FOR YOU (YOU KNOW WHAT DRE? I DON´T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE..) ("IT´S ALRIGHT C´MON, JUST COME IN HERE FOR A MINUTE") ("MMM, I DON´T KNOW!") ("LOOK BABY..") ("DAMN!") ("YO, IT´S GONNA BE ALRIGHT, RIGHT?") ("WELL OK..") [ANNOUNCER] MEET STAN, TWENTY-ONE YEARS OLD. ("GIVE ME A KISS!") AFTER MEETING A YOUNG GIRL AT A RAVE PARTY, THINGS START GETTING HOT AND HEAVY IN AN UPSTAIRS BEDROOM. ONCE AGAIN, HIS CONSCIENCE COMES INTO PLAY... ("SHIT!") Letras4U.com » letras traducidas al español [EMINEM] NOW LISTEN TO ME, WHILE YOU´RE KISSIN HER CHEEK AND SMEARIN HER LIPSTICK, I SLIPPED THIS IN HER DRINK NOW ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS NIBBLE ON THIS LITTLE BITCH´S EARLOBE (YO! THIS GIRL´S ONLY FIFTEEN YEARS OLD YOU SHOULDN´T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HER, THAT´S NOT FAIR) YO, LOOK AT HER BUSH.. DOES IT GOT HAIR? (UH HUH!) FUCK THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE ON THE SPOT BARE TIL SHE PASSES OUT AND SHE FORGOT HOW SHE GOT THERE (MAN, AIN´T YOU EVER SEEN THAT ONE MOVIE _KIDS_?) NO, BUT I SEEN THE PORNO WITH SUNDOOBIEST! (SHIT, YOU WANNA GET HAULED OFF TO JAIL?) MAN FUCK THAT, HIT THAT SHIT RAW DAWG AND BAIL.. [ANNOUNCER] MEET GRADY, A TWENTY-NINE YEAR OLD CONSTRUCTION WORKER. AFTER COMING HOME FROM A HARD DAY´S WORK, HE WALKS IN THE DOOR OF HIS TRAILER PARK HOME TO FIND HIS WIFE IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN. ("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!") ("GRADY!!") [DR. DRE] ALRIGHT CALM DOWN, RELAX, START BREATHIN. [EMINEM] FUCK THAT SHIT, YOU JUST CAUGHT THIS BITCH CHEATIN WHILE YOU AT WORK SHE´S WITH SOME DUDE TRYIN TO GET OFF?! FUCK SLITTIN HER THROAT, CUT THIS BITCH´S HEAD OFF!!! [DR. DRE] WAIT! WHAT IF THERE´S AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS SHIT? (WHAT? SHE TRIPPED? FELL? LANDED ON HIS DICK?!) ALRIGHT SHADY, MAYBE HE´S RIGHT GRADY BUT THINK ABOUT THE BABY BEFORE YOU GET ALL CRAZY [EMINEM] OKAY! THOUGHT ABOUT IT, STILL WANNA STAB HER? GRAB HER BY THE THROAT, GET YOUR DAUGHTER AND KIDNAP HER? THAT´S WHAT I DID, BE SMART, DON´T BE A RETARD YOU GONNA TAKE ADVICE FROM SOMEBODY WHO SLAPPED DEE BARNES??! [DR. DRE] WHAT´CHU SAY? (WHAT´S WRONG? DIDN´T THINK I´D REMEMBER?) I´MA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER! [EMINEM] UHHH-AAHH! TEMPER TEMPER! MR. DRE? MR. N.W.A.? MR. AK COMIN´ STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON Y´ALL BETTER MAKE WAY? HOW IN THE FUCK YOU GONNA TELL THIS MAN NOT TO BE VIOLENT? [DR. DRE] CAUSE HE DON´T NEED TO GO THE SAME ROUTE THAT I WENT BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.. AW FUCK IT... WHAT AM I SAYIN? SHOOT EM BOTH GRADY, WHERE´S YOUR GUN AT?
Author: McMigxeRap Read full post here. Eminem- Guilty Conscience
Guilty Conscience- Eminem feat. Dr. Dre- Curtain Call: The Hits [sound of static] [announcer] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. ("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes") But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this") [Dr. Dre] Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You better think of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm your motherfuckin conscience [Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee's razor blade [Dr. Dre] Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store clerk, she's older than George Burns [Eminem] Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch? Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids? [Dr. Dre] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're right!) Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!) Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you (You know what Dre? I don't like your attitude..) [sound of static] ("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute") ("Mmm, I don't know!") ("Look baby..") ("Damn!") ("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?") ("Well OK..") [announcer] Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a kiss!") After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again, his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!") [Eminem] Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. (Yo! This girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, that's not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!) Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there (Man, ain't you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest! (Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail.. [sound of static] [pickup idling, radio playing] [announcer] Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man. ("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!") ("Grady!!") [Dr. Dre] Alright calm down, relax, start breathin.. [Eminem] Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!! [Dr. Dre] Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit? (What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all crazy [Eminem] Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??! [Dr. Dre] What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?) I'ma kill you motherfucker! [Eminem] Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent? [Dr. Dre] Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went Been there, done that.. aw fuck it... What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where's your gun at? [gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]
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